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It's time for all you naughty procrastinators to get rewarded for your tardiness! 2010: The Year of the Tightwad datebook is now 40% off. Hooray!

Order your datebooks today!

This year's calendars feature individual one-of-a-kind covers hand-cut from vintage magazine ads, so you can covet all the nice, shiny things you can't afford to buy! NOTE: The examples shown have already been sold, but are representative of their categories.

General categories will include:

Automobiles, travel & transportation
Household goods (appliances, electronics, etc.)
Fashion & beauty
Vices (cigarettes only; no more booze)

You can pick your own category or let me surprise you!

$20 Now just $12+shipping

All shipping is via Priority Mail. US shipping of a flat $5 is added to your cart automatically. International & overnight orders have a surcharge, noted in the shipping options drop-down menu. One surcharge covers up to 3 books (see note below).

NOTE: IF YOU'RE ORDERING MULTIPLES WITH SPECIAL SHIPPING (OVERNIGHT OR INTERNATIONAL), I can fit up to 3 books in a flat rate package, so you only need to pay the higher rate for the first of each 3. Order 1 with the appropriate international/overnight option, and the other 2 with the US (no surcharge) option. (For 4 books, you'd have 2 at the surcharge rate & 2 at the US rate; for 5 books, 2 at the surcharge rate & 3 at the US rate, etc.)

Features:

One-of-a-kind cover
Annual Überlist (big fat year-long To Do list)
Sturdy! Stiff pressboard covers and heavyweight pages
Fold-out monthly calendars on heavy colored stock form handy monthly dividers
Unusual and recycled materials & handmade charm
Fun-filled activities to do and lists to make each month
Astrological signs, birthdays and the usual holidays.
Year-at-a-glance calendar
Library card pocket
Attached band to hold book shut or mark your place
Half-legal size (roughly 7x9)
Spiral bound to lay flat or flip around
Blank pages to chronicle your exploits, plot, or make lists.
Lots of pictures to color/caption instead of working
plus a little set of colored pencils!

If you would like your birthday in next year's calendar, please email birthdayboyorgirl@disgruntledhousewife.com.

NOTE: If you're a veteran of my datebooks, you know the drill. If you're new, please note: If you are alarmed by bad words or sassmouths, this is not the datebook for you, honeypie. (I'm not saying it's like a Redd Foxx record, just a few swears here and there.)

I'll add the 2010 pictures as soon as they're ready. In the meantime, you can check out previous calendars to get the idea:

Older editions:

2003: The Year of the Brat

2004: The Year of the Sucker

2005: The Year of the Smartass

2007: The Year of the Oddball

2008: The Year of the Spitfire

2009: The Year of the Dreamer